Sunday 25 January 2009

The Gate In The Wood - Episode 18

Our Bhoys are still in The Teser.....


WG:..... Naw Ah'll hae a Grafton Blondie

SOAL: So Boynita's it work ?

WG: Faur is Ah know. No a cheep oot ay hur fae last Friday but Ah've goat a feelin Ah'll bi hearin fae hur afore the weekend's ower. Anyway the Grafton Blondie is a blond beer containing Maris Otter (Brother Walfrid wid approve) malt, wheat n a blend ay three English hop varieties, combining tae create a smooth character, bit like masel, wi citrus flavours n a hoppy finish. Come On The Hops.

NAFOS: Ye don't half talk some Jillian, WG

SOAL: Ah'll hae a Coors in a Carling gless

WG: Ehhh up - twelve a'cloak

SOAL: Is that no yir love rival, Dougal Stuart, wi anurra wummin, WG ? Unless the lovely Boynita's hud a complete makeower, I do believe Scoatlin's tap whistler is playing the....er...field

WG: Aye, that's Brother Stuart aw right. Ah'd recognise that snake in an overcrowdit reptile hoose in Embra zoo. Right, NAFOS, you git thum in n Ah'll confer some Celtic hoaspitality oan oor trooser-leg liftin local hero

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