Saturday 31 January 2009

The Gate in The Wood - Episode 50

KNIGHTS OF THE REALM


Wilma: Scottish Football Association, Wilma speaking, how much would you bid for an Argentina ticket ?

On the line is metal and precious stone magnate, Sir Murray David. Sir David was involved in a serious accident in 1976 which has left him with a serious and terminal disability - Sir Murray David is no longer capable of telling the truth !!

MD: Good morning Wilma and how are we today ?

Wilma: I'm good. How is business, Sir Murray ?

MD: Call me , Sir David.

Wilma: I will in future, Sir David and thanks for the reminder.

MD: Business is thriving, Wilma. While all around are suffering from the credit crunch David International Diamond Drilling Yieldings continues to thrive.

Wilma: Excellent news, Sir David and please remember diamonds are a girl's.......

MD: Sir Gordon Duffield please

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