Relative Problems
Phone convy ootside Teser, That ML2
Boynita:....... so the only time I'm actually free over the weekend is Sunday afternoon
WG: N Ah'm oan active service it Rugby Park, keepin ma aw-seein eye oan Curry McMichael.Ah take it yi widnae fancy a wee trip tae Burns Coun...
Boyn: Good Lord, no, Winst. Too many relative problems over there.
WG: Relative tae whut, Boyn ?
Boyn: Er...... the relatively tranquil alternative of a Sabbath spent in languid Lanarkshire
WG: Have you been drinking ? Anyway - is that curtains fur you n Brother Stuart ?
Boyn: Yes, he was an unfaithful cur, Winst. I bet he was with some golddigger on Saturday afternoon when he, oh so conveniently, failed to show up at Fir Park
WG: Doubtless, Boyn. A reptile - some thit slither, some thit crawl and the SFA employ thum all.
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