WG fancies a beer (shocker!!), decides to phone his good mate NAFOS
WG: Naf, how are things, buddy ?
NAFOS: Fine, fine, Ah'm looking forward tae the gemme the morra, hopefully a few goals and three points.
WG: Fancy the Teser the night ?
NAFOS: Ah thoat ye went tae Craigneuk oan a Friday night.
WG: Ah cin easy bi back in Wishy fur hauf eight
NAFOS: Naw, Ah canny make it the night. Ah've a previous engagement.
WG: Business or pleasure, Naf ?
NAFOS: Tae bi honest, a bit ay baith.
WG: Male or female, Nafster ?
NAFOS: Ye don't half stick yir nose in, dae ye? Female if ye must know n that's is faur is Ah'm gaun, nae mair details WG. Nae whos, nae whens and nae wheres. Butt oot.
WG: Oh we ARE rather touchy today Mr NAFOS. Are you scared Militia Intelligence will pick up on your little rendezvous ? Only kiddin mate. I'm thinking of a little Love Action masel this weekend. Mibbe see ye eftir the gemme.
NAFOS: Aye, mibbe WG. Adios.
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