Wide Range Alternative
Our Bhoys are outside the chapel post-Purgatory Card
WG: ...well Ah've a spare if ye waant it, Naf
NAFOS: Naw, Ah'm no upsettin ma away-gemme routine
WG: Ah thoat ye might've wi it bein a late kick-aff
NAFOS: Bit then wi widny git back tae Wishy till aboot 8 a'cloak - bi that time yir day's ower
WG: Anywey it's early yit, fancy a quick pint ?
NAFOS: Aye, may is well
Our Bhoys make the short walk to The Teser where they find SOAL devouring a Full English
WG: Morning, Arthur, whit's the scoop ?
SOAL: Ah'll hae a quick Coors in a Carling gless bit Ah need tae move it is Ah've a bit ay bizness tae attend tae afore the gemme
WG: Mr NAFOS ?
NAFOS: Ah'll hae wan ay yir Curry McMichael-related ales, WG
WG heads to the bar....
WG: A Coors in a Carling gless n is The Rev James back oan yit, doll ?
Gemma: I'm afraid not. Can I offer you an alternative from our wide-ranging range ?
WG: Aye, Titanic Anchor should fit the bill, babe.
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