The Gate In The Wood - Episode 25

Rugby Park, 21 September, 2008

SOAL:...... and you think the current team reminds you of Midget Gems ?

WG: Aye, especially the lemon n lime flavours when wur wearin that strip oot there

SOAL: Ah think you're slowly losin it, WineGum

WG: Boruc

SOAL: Whit abootum ?

WG: Whut kind ay sweetie diz he remind ye ay ?

SOAL: Wearin that tap, he'd need tae be a licorice midget gem or a a licorice tablet

WG: Or a Pole-o fruit - blackcurrant flavour

SOAL: Scott Broon ?

WG: Oddfellow

SOAL: Naka ?

WG: Jap dessert

SOAL: Wee Gordon ?

WG: Cough candy twist

SOAL: Naylor ?

WG: Ivrybody's Mixture

SOAL: Wilson ?

WG: Peanut brittle

SOAL: McManus ?

WG: A mix-up

SOAL: Aw right, whit aboot The Killjoys ?

WG: Chew-Chew Argentinas. Then the Falklands happened n they chinged the name tae Chew-Chew Colas bit they kept the blue-and-white stripes

SOAL: Which only leaves oor favrit ref, whit sweety wid he be ?

WG: Easy, an MB bar. Anywey Ah don't hink wull hae any problem wi McMichael the day. Ah asked Brother Stuart tae hae a polite word an Ah expect Brother McMichael tae bend ower backwards tae appease the .... er .... masses.

SOAL: Dae ye no hink yir sailin a bit close tae the wind wi aw this, WG ? Ye seem tae bi pittin the Tim in intimidation. Ye need tae watch whit........PENALTY !!!

WG: And he's given it. Joost watch Wee Maloney slam it in the sweety poke. C'mon the Midget Gem, stick it in the tap coarnir

Wee Maloney disny even hit the target

WG: Ah knew he wiz missin it Arthur. Ah could feel it in ma watter.