Friday 30 January 2009

The Gate In The Wood - Episode 47

WG: Look, Brother Alexanderson Ah'm no interestit in yir hoaspitality or yir Holy Trinity Lounge or...

FA: Cafe

WG: Ah thoat yi said it wiz a lounge.

FA: No, my wife, Cafe

WG: Whit aboot hur ?

FA: She's the hostess in the Howy Twinity Wounge.

WG: Big deal

FA: She's a gween gwape as well. I'll tell her to keep your gwasses overfwowing.

WG: Ah'll be declining your invitation, Bwuwa.

FA: Faiwenough but if you decide to use them I will see you at the Theatre of Dweams.

WG: Don't haud yir breath - in fact dae haud yir breath.


WG disconnects the call

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