Friday 30 January 2009

The Gate In The Wood - Episode 47

September Sunday Night

SOAL: Thank God fur the September Weekend, nae work the morra

NAFOS: Been a while since you done a haun's turn, Arthur

SOAL: Ah wunner where the Roman romeo is the night ?

NAFOS: Probably a Militia meeting. Did ye see the maist recent fundraisin merchandise ?

SOAL: Whit wiz it, bog roll ur nail clippers ?

NAFOS: Naw it's a commemorative badge tae celebrate The Storming of Lodge Novo.

SOAL: They wur quick way that. Whit's the badge like ?

NAFOS: Well if ye cin picture the current Hibs crest wi the three features ay the castle fur Embra, the ship fur Leith and the harp for Ireland.

SOAL: Ah cin, Ah cin.

NAFOS: Well the Militia's his the Sellik crest, W and M interposed like a square and compass n...... yir gonnae love this... a peppered steak slice.

SOAL: Nae prizes fur guessin who designed that then.

NAFOS: Above the symbols it says Lodge Novo and below it says 2008

SOAL: That'll pure wind up the monsoons. Where can Ah git wan ?

NAFOS: Babbity Brewsters. Ask fur Pablo ur Dontbratt. A fiver a whip or three fur a score.

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