SFA: Scottish Football Association, Wilma speaking, how much would you spend to watch Argentina ?
DS: May I speak to Bro..... er... Sir Gordon Duffield please, Wilms
W: Certainly sir
GD: Gordon Duffield, Chief Executive, how may I assist you ?
DS: ' morning, Sir Gordon. Are you looking forward to the weekend's fixture at Easter Road ?
GD: I've never had much time for Hibs, Dougal, it's always a trcky place to visit, a notorious venue.
DS: Oh I'm sure we'll get there in the end
GD: I sincerely hope so. Anyway how can I help you Dougal ?
DS: Just a small favour regarding the CIS Cup quarter-final draw..
GD: Home to Hamilton - it could have been less favourable, Dougal.
DS: Yes, but there's always the banana-skin factor. Remember Adrian Sprott ?
GD: Of course I do, how could I forget - a rancid blemish on our unblemished and dignified history.
DS: Well I'd like to offer my services, ensure there are no hiccups on the night.
GD: If you get a quarter you can't get a semi.
DS: Have you been talking to Boynita ?
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