Saturday 31 January 2009

The Gate In The Wood - Episode 48

NAFOS AND SOAL ARE STILL IN THE TESER



SOAL: Spose Ah better head.

NAFOS: Is it no your shout ?

SOAL: Nae sheckels left Naf.

NAFOS: Ur ye waantin anurra pint ?

SOAL: Aye, Ah could go a wee nightcap bit Ah dunno if Ah fancy anurra pint ur a large voddy.

NAFOS: Why don't you have both ?

SOAL: Coz Ah'm oot the gemme, that's why. Waant mi tae draw a picture ?

NAFOS: Naw Ah waant yi tae consider the laws of the market.

SOAL: We're no in The Market, wur in the Teser.

NAFOS: Disny mean we canny barter, Arthur ?

SOAL: Batter who, Naf ?

NAFOS: Trade, Arthur. Conduct a transaction.

SOAL: Whit ?

NAFOS: Well Ah've goat sumthin you waant - money fur drink ....

SOAL: N whit dae Ah huv thit you waant ?

NAFOS: The mobile phone number of the buxom bank babe named Boynita Duffield.

SOAL: You're oan dangerous ground here Naf. WG is very well connected to some heavy muscle is Lodge Novo discovered to thir cost.

NAFOS: Nae deal then ?

SOAL: Deal. A teardrap ay cola, nae ice.

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