Teser Monday Club, 8pm
NAFOS: So tell is aboot the inner workings of The Craft, WG
WG: They're a bunch ay freaks, Naf. It wiz dead dark so Ah wisnae able to make maist ay thum oot but some declared thirsel n Ah recognised another wan's voice.
SOAL: Who declared thirsel ?
WG: Well, worryingly, the wan who wiz assigned tae me wiz none other than Sir Fergus Alexanderson, cuwwent manager of Banchester United.
NAFOS: That pwick ? Well his voice is definitely distinctive.
The Badger: Bit whit wiz he daein in Kilmarnock ?
WG: Probly spyin oan is afore the Champions League gemme.
SOAL: He wiz talkin up wee McGeady an aw, mibbe he plans tae sign the Glasgow-born Irishman during the Janyiry transfer windae.
NAFOS: Who else wiz there ?
WG: Dougal Stuart n Curry McMichael.
The Badger: Nae surprises there then.
WG: Well McMichael wiz reffin the gemme n Ah think Stuart's goat friends in that neck ay the widz.
SOAL: So two celebrity refs
WG: Aye n wan celebrity chef
The Badger: Who wiz that then ?
WG: That tossah Ramsay Gordon thit used to play fur the darnel.
NAFOS: Embdy else wi know, WG ?
WG: Aye, the Right Worthy Master wi the bools in his mooth. Ah'm sure that voice bilangs tae wan Sir Gordon Duffield.
The Badger: Ivry chance, he played fur Kilmarnock is well is the darnel.
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