SOAL: Whose round is it ?
WG: NAFOS's
NAFOS: Why is it always my round ?
SOAL: Cos WG's always skint ?
NAFOS: Don't you think you should get your finances in order instead of moochin aff us ?
WG: My credit is crunched. Thank crunchy it's credit........... or Friday.
NAFOS: Did ye no read Kojo's Git-Rich-Quick guidebook oan the sellikblog ?
WG: Ah did bit it wiz too techno jargonesque fur me. Ah'm mair intae language me, words in awrat.
SOAL: Cin ye no phone yon Kimberley ?
WG: Who's yon Kimberley ?
SOAL: Yon Kimberley fae the the bank, hur thit doubles yir overdraught at the drap ay a bon mot
NAFOS: Aye, away ower theyr biside the puggy in gie hur a phone
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RBS: Royal Bank of Scotland, That Wishaw branch, you're speaking to Catriona, how may I be of service ?
WG: Er...........it's a Mr Gemmell here. I was looking to speak with Kimberley.
Cat: Would that be Kimberley Street, customer adviser to the poor and overstretched ?
WG: I guess it would be.
Cat: I'm afraid Ms Street is no longer with the branch
WG: Pity
Cat: Maternity Leave, I hear
WG: I'm not at all surprised......
Cat: Mr Gemmell, if I may interrupt.......Perhaps you would like to have a word with Kimberley's successor ?
WG: Does she take pity on the poor and feckless ?
Cat: Evidently. I'll put you on hold for a moment
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RBS: Mr Gemmell, you're through to Boynita, recently promoted from our Larkhall branch, how may I help you ?
WG: Wait a minute, you're going to ask me for my mother's maiden name, aren't you ?
2 comments:
Great to read again. The greatest blogorama there is.
Cheers EN, when I've got it all archived (big job)I'llresume the tale on CQN
WG
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