Boyn (gathering her things): Would you mind seeing me to the door, Winst ?
WG: Not a problem sweetheart
they head towards the front door of The Teser
Boyn: Thanks for an interesting lunch. Those two are a couple of real characters
WG: Oh aye, they're that aw right. Listen Ah wiz thinkin n mibbe Ah'm a wee bit oot ay order here - you bein ma customer adviser n aw that n The Data Protection Act n conflictin interests and regular interest n mothers' maiden names n......
Boyn: Winst, I'm already late. Will you cut to the chase ? What do you want to say ?
WG: It's joost. Ah didny waant tae ask ye in there, wi that pair ay wasters bit wid ye fancy a REAL date ? Ah'll even go Dutch.
Boyn: I'm sorry, Winst, and you really are such a charming chap. But the fact is I'm seeing someone just now.
WG hasn't been so crestfallen since August 31st
WG: Well that's all right then. Pity though. Embdy ah know ?
Boyn: If you go to the footy you probably will. His name's Dougal Stuart, his dad and my dad go way back
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