RBS: Royal Bank of Scotland, That Wishaw Branch, you're speaking to Catriona, may I have the second letter of....
DS: Cat, it's Dougal
cat: Oh, I'm sorry, Boynita's line is busy just now, can I take a message ? I'm sure she'll be free shortly.
DS: Oh I'm absolutely sure she WILL be. I'll hold. Catriona, I was doing a bit of thinking...
Cat: Oh, tell me more, Doug
DS: I think it's maybe time I spread my wings a little, see a bit more of life.
Cat: We offer loans for all sorts of things, Doug. A new car ? Perhaps you'd like to take a holiday ?
DS: Perhaps I'd like to take you out to lunch
Cat: Oh, Dougie, Dougie, Dougie.....
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