NAFOS: Well, WG, Ah've goat tae haun it tae ye this time, that is some bit ay gear
WG: Don't go there mate. Ah've just hid the auld KB. Apparently she's seeing that tossah, Dougal Stuart
SOAL: She's a hun enywey
WG: Aye, ten oot ay ten, Arthur. Wi a name like Boynita did ye think she wiz likely tae be a Sister ay Charity? Then again, Ah suppose in a wey she is.
NAFOS: Is that Stuart no meant tae bi reffin oor gemme it Fir Park the morra ?
SOAL: Aye, Ah'm sure he is, Ah think Ah read that in the Wishy Press
WG: Interesting, very interesting
NAFOS: Aha - I sense the ahatching of a cunning plot in the mind of Mr Winston Gemmell Esquire
SOAL: Well, whitiva it is include me oot. The last time Ah goat involved in wan ay yir masterplans Ah goat ma fit stuck in a pillarboax.
WG: Gentlemen, I can guarantee you one thing in this life. Mr Dougal Stuart, MM of this parish, will not be plying his masonic trade at Myrrh Park tomorrow. This is good news for me, good news for you, good news for Celtic and, in the fullness of time, good news for the lovely but loyal Boynita. My friends I give you 'His Germanic Holiness'
they clink glasses
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