The Gate In The Wood - Episode 2

NAFOS: So how did the phone call to Kimberley go, WG ?

WG: It didny go too well amigo. Kimbers is in the club and ah'm in the grubber.

SOAL: The Sellik supporters club ?

WG: Naw, she's in the family way, has left the bank and been replaced by wan ay the darkside named Boynita

NAFOS: Did she ask fur yir maw's maiden name ? That's always a good sign

WG: Naw, she asked mi how miny letters wur in ma maw's maiden name

SOAL: Wur ye able tae wurk it oot ?

WG: Ah'll wurk YOU oot, ya big tumshie

NAFOS: SO whit did ye tell hur ?

WG: Six

SOAL: An whut did she say ?

WG: "We've only just met......and only over the phone at that "

NAFOS: Naw, whut did she really say ?

WG: "What is the second letter of your mother's maiden name ? "

SOAL: And you said ?

WG: E

NAFOS: An then whut did she say ?

WG: "And what is the fifth letter of your mother's maiden name ?"

SOAL: An whut did you say ?

WG: I

NAFOS: Is your maw's maiden name CELTIC?

WG: Naw it's Devlin - huv Ah missed oot oan sumbdy's round here ?