KNIGHTS OF THE REALM
Wilma: Scottish Football Association, Wilma speaking, how much would you bid for an Argentina ticket ?
On the line is metal and precious stone magnate, Sir Murray David. Sir David was involved in a serious accident in 1976 which has left him with a serious and terminal disability - Sir Murray David is no longer capable of telling the truth !!
MD: Good morning Wilma and how are we today ?
Wilma: I'm good. How is business, Sir Murray ?
MD: Call me , Sir David.
Wilma: I will in future, Sir David and thanks for the reminder.
MD: Business is thriving, Wilma. While all around are suffering from the credit crunch David International Diamond Drilling Yieldings continues to thrive.
Wilma: Excellent news, Sir David and please remember diamonds are a girl's.......
MD: Sir Gordon Duffield please
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